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Christmas Newsletter 2007

December 6, 2007

Formula for writing a Christmas newsletter:

1) Begin with commentary on how quickly the year has gone by and the time to write another letter has come already

2) Brag about accomplishments of children in the household and what great vacations you went on

3) update on job situations and minutia of daily life

4) mention trials, but gloss over them as though they are no big deal and everything is under control

5) close with vague reference to God’s gift of Jesus, attempting to witness without offending

Occasionally someone will branch out and do something creative, like write a poem…but usually this is what you get.

Are we going to follow the formula once again this year? Well…yes. We don’t have the time or energy to do otherwise! Enjoy…

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